Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Unforgettable Toilet Stories...

Part I
This happens few years back, LBM and UTI on mission.... i was thinking why the gods or urine and excrement doing this.. what did i do?!

One day on my way home, i feel something weird in my tummy, i feel extreme pain twisting in my stomach, yeah i suffered from Loose Bowel Movement, i was sweating inside the car, trying to drive past to get home and deliver the most urgent call of nature. I cant imagine myself making mess inside the car, squirting the highly unpleasant, morally foul, feces covering the seats.... ahhhh..NO!!! i dont want the inside of my car be covered with feces.. so i have to push the gas pedal, get home before it squirt out...i need to go to the TOILET quickly... i was also thinking why not try to pull over to the nearest gasoline station, so i did, unfortunately........... the "womens toilet was locked" arrgggg.... i didnt waste time to ask, im pretty sure i cannot use the toilet, i saw rust and its unfinished structure, and the scent wasn't really good.......... arrrgggg... so i quickly ran to my car and drive as fast as i can......... I was near... yeah... come on.. go... go...

Finally,on my arrival, i was safe, but i know my favorite underwear and pants aren't safe anymore from the thick odorous substance that needs to let out.... I ran quickly to the toilet... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... it was such a huge relief... to my tummy.... ahhhhh...

I was already wondering what i have eaten...while im in the toilet... "I must have eaten something terribly bad.." Hmmmm.....I have eaten a lot that day and i really cannot remember which of which made my tummy suffer............" After a few hours... i felt a circular pain motion in my tummy for the 2nd time after a few hours i poop...... oh My.... i feel it again.... "I need to drop the kids to the pool" another call from the Gods of Excrement........ whew! i finished, i felt a nice relief after the 2nd poop... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... I went to the kitchen to get a glass of water... sat on the couch... "think, think" what did i eat, that made me sick?!" Hmmmmm..."I still dont know!"

I decided to go to the store to get a medicine.. cos i really cannot take it anymore.... the pain and the smell.. hehehe... made me feel more sick.... so i took the medicine... hoping that it will go away... after a few minutes... the same pain in my tummy strikes again... ahhhhhhhhh... TOILET! well.. fortunately.. it wasn't bad as the 1st and 2nd... i felt it would be the last... ahhhhhhhhh.. and yeah.. it was the last.. and i didnt feel the pain after my 3rd poop.... Thanks, DiaTabs!

PART II

Same week when i had LBM, after 3 days... i woke up in the morning went to the toilet for the daily morning routine... I pee.... i usually look the toilet bowl everytime i pee... on the last drop of my pee... i noticed... traces of blood.. i know it wasnt my monthly period... i thought... could it be... UTI?

Same day... I went to see a OB-Gyne.... i had urinalysis... i got the result after an hour and yeah.. it was UTI... so my Dr. gave me prescription...bought the medicine.. i have to take for 1 week... i should be fine after 1 week.. the antibiotic worked great... at the end of the week... no more traces of blood... ahhhh.....